wtfcomcast:

Apparently the weird “rat monkey” is only the beginning.



Accurate.
I know, but thanks for reassuring me, Ryan.
ryangoslingrollerderby:

Thanks babe…
 From Bones of the Fabulous Sin City Roller Girls
What’s one thing you own that you should probably throw away, but never will? 11th grade US History notes? Ask me anything

What’s one thing you own that you should probably throw away, but never will?

11th grade US History notes?

Ask me anything

How are your manners? They are decent when I choose to use them. I don’t talk with my mouthful or put my elbows on the table. Ask me anything

How are your manners?

They are decent when I choose to use them. I don’t talk with my mouthful or put my elbows on the table.

Ask me anything

Are you more like mom or dad? Why? Mom, we make weird noises. Ask me anything

Are you more like mom or dad? Why?

Mom, we make weird noises.

Ask me anything

If you had the power to be invisible, how would you use it? To be a better jammer. Ask me anything

If you had the power to be invisible, how would you use it?

To be a better jammer.

Ask me anything

This is one of my favorite TFLN, appropriately paired.
What are your siblings like? They are imaginary. Shhh. Ask me anything

What are your siblings like?

They are imaginary. Shhh.

Ask me anything

What makes a sandwich great? Bacon. Ask me anything

What makes a sandwich great?