February 2013
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May 2012
5 posts
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What's one thing you own that you should probably...
11th grade US History notes?
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How are your manners?
They are decent when I choose to use them. I don’t talk with my mouthful or put my elbows on the table.
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Are you more like mom or dad? Why?
Mom, we make weird noises.
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If you had the power to be invisible, how would...
To be a better jammer.
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April 2012
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March 2012
4 posts
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What are your siblings like?
They are imaginary. Shhh.
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What makes a sandwich great?
Bacon.
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What do you hope happens in the next 10 years?
Roller derby becomes a professional sport.
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February 2012
5 posts
But the Devil’s Food cake is more delicious. Isn’t that reparations? Lol.
most-awkward-moments:
angel food cake
devils food cake
For Fube-chan
Sad puppy.
kalaidescopic:
January 2012
2 posts
i was going to say my new pants fit like a glove
talcs:
but i guess they just fit like pants.
December 2011
8 posts
Tonight
Today started out great. I didn’t have to work, I slept in etc.
I was all jazzed to see my friend Ross and Sam’s band, Thunderbear. I hung out with my friend Suzanne, and gave her the other present I had for her. I watched her make clay things.
All was great. Went to Tremont and saw the show. Had a good time. Until I left. I went outside, and set about leaving to have dinner with...
Two churches located across the street from each...
Too funny.
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paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.
I LOVE THIS.
I think Cleverbot just came out to me.
This is brilliant. I used to do this with SmarterChild on aim.
shewhospeaksnonsense:
September 2011
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June 2011
40 posts
I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.
I understand.
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In public I’m just like:
But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:
And then I realize:
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Wen u typ lyk dis, all me haz 2 sey iz:
Always.
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when people say "What's the point of Tumblr?"
“You just don’t understand.”
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Can you get off the computer for five minut-
My boyfriend always asks for the computer when I’m in the middle of everything ever!
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When you are in class and waiting for someone to...
Waiting for someone to answer an easy question anytime.
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I love tumblr. You can say asgfdhgyukdas or hnng...
Pretty much, right?
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One day an employee sent a letter to his boss to...
I neeeed to leave Tumblr.
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The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:
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Roses are dead, violets are too, I`m still in love...
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When your mom says, "Bring me my purse and I'll...
My mom has a bat-belt.
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That awkward moment when you're singing alone and...
All my life. Somebody caught me singing loudly in public the other day.
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FACT: Scientists have proven that human minds are...
Could not stop laughing.
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When someone texts you saying they see you.
My kitty makes this face…where’d you get a gif of my kitty?
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