What's one thing you own that you should probably...
11th grade US History notes? Ask me anything
How are your manners?
They are decent when I choose to use them. I don’t talk with my mouthful or put my elbows on the table. Ask me anything
Are you more like mom or dad? Why?
Mom, we make weird noises. Ask me anything
If you had the power to be invisible, how would...
To be a better jammer. Ask me anything
What are your siblings like?
They are imaginary. Shhh. Ask me anything
What makes a sandwich great?
Bacon. Ask me anything
What do you hope happens in the next 10 years?
Roller derby becomes a professional sport. Ask me anything
But the Devil’s Food cake is more delicious. Isn’t that reparations? Lol. most-awkward-moments: angel food cake devils food cake
Sad puppy. kalaidescopic:
i was going to say my new pants fit like a glove
talcs: but i guess they just fit like pants.
Today started out great. I didn’t have to work, I slept in etc. I was all jazzed to see my friend Ross and Sam’s band, Thunderbear. I hung out with my friend Suzanne, and gave her the other present I had for her. I watched her make clay things. All was great. Went to Tremont and saw the show. Had a good time. Until I left. I went outside, and set about leaving to have dinner with...
Two churches located across the street from each...
Too funny. tithenai: wizasaur: -prettyprettyplease: ultraball: paranoidrobot: …Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals? ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL. WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN. I LOVE THIS.
I think Cleverbot just came out to me.
This is brilliant. I used to do this with SmarterChild on aim. shewhospeaksnonsense:
I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.
I understand. tumblr-funniest: In public I’m just like: But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did: And then I realize: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
Wen u typ lyk dis, all me haz 2 sey iz:
Always. tumblr-funniest: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
when people say "What's the point of Tumblr?"
“You just don’t understand.” tumblr-funniest: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
Can you get off the computer for five minut-
My boyfriend always asks for the computer when I’m in the middle of everything ever! tumblr-funniest: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
When you are in class and waiting for someone to...
Waiting for someone to answer an easy question anytime. tumblr-funniest: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
I love tumblr. You can say asgfdhgyukdas or hnng...
Pretty much, right? tumblr-funniest: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
One day an employee sent a letter to his boss to...
I neeeed to leave Tumblr. tumblr-funniest: The next day, the employee received this letter of reply: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
Roses are dead, violets are too, I`m still in love...
tumblr-funniest: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
When your mom says, "Bring me my purse and I'll...
My mom has a bat-belt. tumblr-funniest: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
That awkward moment when you're singing alone and...
All my life. Somebody caught me singing loudly in public the other day. tumblr-funniest: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
FACT: Scientists have proven that human minds are...
Could not stop laughing. tumblr-funniest: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts
When someone texts you saying they see you.
My kitty makes this face…where’d you get a gif of my kitty? tumblr-funniest: Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts